Hi, my name is Lanolin, I moved here from Wisconsin about a week ago. I am 8 years of age and I’ve participated in over 4 spelling bees. My favorite things are unicorns, pollen, and candy canes. I have hyperglycemia and I’m allergic to cactus juice. Sometimes, when I’m feeling down, I put on a hot pair of spanks and strut my stuff around Fifth Street. People laugh at me because I have a high voice, but I don’t care because I already know that I’m a child prodigy. I mean, don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. The one thing I am afraid of is stuffed animal horses. They like to stare me down. And public speaking. As you can see I am a bit nervous today.. I’ve already accumulated well over 30 ounces of pure body precipitation. Oh but I think I’ll be okay. I gotta go because its time for me to take my medicine. BYE.